librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

andtheniwaskilled:

Changing your url, icon and blog title all at the same time more like

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

this was a bad idea

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

No bender is safe

Why don’t you just buy the whole song?

I don’t have to buy it. I just want a taste of it. I just want- I just want a little taste of it.

mangums:

It has been an honour procrastinating with you all.

(Source: goldenstories)

cortexifansquint:

Recurring yet sparingly used Bones things: Cam walking into awkward situations

I feel like the odd one out on the Grey’s tag. I didn’t give a fuck about any of the relationships. I only cared about Webber in the end. I know he’s a pretty boring character and I have personally become so weary of him and most of the grey’s characters, but after sticking with this show through fucking 9 seasons I can’t help but cry. Then I’ll get over it as quickly as I got over George… oh George.